One for the books
This is slightly different, instead of making a good looking site, been playing around with a bad looking site
It works on IE and Netscape 4.7 except the search part
There are no links, no CSS, no flash, just HTML with a little Javascript, but does have an annoying animated banner lol
Ideas wanted to make it worse without Java, Flash, CSS, DHTML etc
z28cam posted this at 05:09 — 25th October 2001.
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belly button fluff lol this is gonna be interesting.
Well i can say it is unique thats for sure
disaster-master posted this at 05:23 — 25th October 2001.
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You are NOT right!
TheGizmoid posted this at 05:38 — 25th October 2001.
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Um, you should pad the cells so the text isn't bumping up against the edges. That is all.
Yer a nutcase, but you know that already, right?
The Webmistress posted this at 08:10 — 25th October 2001.
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Well, what more is there to say? Have you ever thought of writing children's books??
dfiworld posted this at 09:13 — 25th October 2001.
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lol i like it, where did u come up with that name?
its funny as can be! if any new webmasters ask my team for a example, we will recommend this example to them thanx for your work!
The Future has just begun!
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Jack Michaelson posted this at 09:39 — 25th October 2001.
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I caught the stickman... where's my spam
?
Great site!
Busy posted this at 21:19 — 25th October 2001.
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TheGizmoid
padding the cells will work, thanks, alos may change font to comic sans
Yep
lol
The Webmistress
I used to be a writer (journalist) and have written a copy of books, but nothing published, I dont like the editing side of it. I did write a story for playboy when I was 15 lol, it was published but heavly edited and without my name.
dfiworld
I wanted a fictionious site, but founf out later there are lots of sites about belly button fluff. I suppose this could be a good example for webmasters to show clients as to why they should pay to have it done properly
Jack Michaelson
BBF has moved into the real world, you'll get a sales agent arriving at your door any day now, but our sales people have been followed by Amway, Avon and the tubberware lady, so watch out
Thanks all
**I wonder if I should do a flash version**
TheGizmoid posted this at 22:45 — 25th October 2001.
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Ooh, comic sans! Bet no one else has ever tried that.
And be sure to do the logo in Algerian, all caps, of course!
disaster-master posted this at 00:06 — 26th October 2001.
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I think you two (Giz and Busy) have been struck with the mad web designers disease. LOL
Busy posted this at 00:32 — 26th October 2001.
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disaster-master, you say that as if it was a bad thing
hehe
Megan posted this at 00:58 — 26th October 2001.
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I think you need to work on the colour scheme. It's way too pretty. Try some lime green and purple. That'll look good
disaster-master posted this at 00:59 — 26th October 2001.
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oh my, i think i have contracted the diesese. what til you see my sucky page....hehehehehe
stay tuned
mairving posted this at 01:27 — 26th October 2001.
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Yeah, I think DM is working on a site for Toejam.
Busy, hopefully you were not inspired to build a bad site after giving so many reviews here. Is this site a sister site?
Mark Irving
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Busy posted this at 05:58 — 26th October 2001.
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mairving that site is no relataion, but I may have to steal the "add to favorites" button from it lol, maybe I should rethink mine as a bad web site
Megan mentioned lime green and purple, maybe she knows something about the other site
I made this site ages ago, was going to be a fake e-commerce site for my portfolio but then decided to make it into a bad design to add to the bad HTML section of my HTML site. all that remains of the orginal design is the logo.
disaster-master posted this at 08:12 — 26th October 2001.
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Ok....carrying on with the nonsence. Here is my BAD site. None of the links work but be sure and mouse over the foot starting at the top. This was actally fun and a nice change of pace from being serious. I had a blast making it.
http://www.virtualgraphiti.net/tOeJaM.html
Oh and I think mairving was peeking because he guessed my title before anyone saw it. Really strange.
The Webmistress posted this at 08:17 — 26th October 2001.
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Well done! Definitely 10 gold stars for that one!
Jack Michaelson posted this at 08:29 — 26th October 2001.
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OMG!
disaster-master posted this at 08:39 — 26th October 2001.
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If that is too repulsive (toe jam stuff) you guys tell me and I will take it off. It looks worse everytime I look at it.
Busy posted this at 09:32 — 26th October 2001.
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HAHA HEHE
)
Love it, and I think I have to admit de feet (pun intended
I think we're lucky our computers dont have smello-vision lol
anyone else care to take up ear wax or something?
Megan posted this at 13:41 — 26th October 2001.
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We should have a contest for the ugliest site. The winner gets.... three units of toe jam and two wads of belly button fluff. Plus whatever the other sites wish to donate. What do you think?
Megan
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Jack Michaelson posted this at 13:47 — 26th October 2001.
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I'm thinking of bringing the BLINK and MARQUEE tags back to life...
disaster-master posted this at 13:58 — 26th October 2001.
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I agree on the ugliest site contest and the winner gets the "Fluff Award" since it was Busy that started this. hehehehe
What ya say Megan, how bout you do ear wax and Jack can do arm pit juice. It WOULD make a great poll. Like we don't already waste enough time here.
mairving posted this at 14:03 — 26th October 2001.
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I don't know if it is good or bad but you guys didn't really design 'bad' sites.
Plus I am very sorry to tell you that Ifarted.com has already been taken.
Mark Irving
I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states
The Webmistress posted this at 14:12 — 26th October 2001.
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It's quite amazing that BAD Designs is an actual company here in the UK!
dfiworld posted this at 04:43 — 28th October 2001.
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i know i like both sites great job disaster & busy, the other day i was lookin on the web & found(http://www.habbohotel.com) "habbohotel" its a 3d chat envoriment check it out (it is also from the UK)! i have talked to a few ppl and i would love to participate in this contest lol! i have a really bad design idea and a even better topic!
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