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I'm messy, can't cook, like Sci-fi and action films, hate ironing things so wear them creased if I can get away with it and hate housework even more.
Hey, you described me
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The Webmistress posted this at 09:44 — 21st February 2002.
I'm sure I should have actually been a bloke (not that I want to be!) as I'm messy, can't cook (well I can enough so that I don't poison anyone) like Sci-fi and action films, hate ironing things so wear them creased if I can get away with it and hate housework even more. Although I do have a very feminine side and cry at the drop of a hat.
Julia - if life was meant to be easy Michael Angelo would have painted the floor....
Suzanne posted this at 06:38 — 21st February 2002.
hee... on weekends and evenings my husband's name is "mommy", at least as far as my three-year old goes. He goes from "mommy, mommy, mommy" all day to being looked after by his dad and just can't switch names that fast yet. ha ha ha.
Scott's a great woman, though -- nice legs, gentle spirit. The baby loves him, even if he is a bit hairy for the job.
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In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news.", he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. At length, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$2000 for a female brain, and $5000 for a male brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at her childlike innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the female brains down, because they're used."
Suzanne posted this at 04:00 — 20th February 2002.
if they don't have chocolate in heaven, i ain't going.
don't treat me any differently than you would the queen
if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
i'm out of estrogen - and i have a gun.
guys have feelings too. but like...who cares?
next mood swing: 6 minutes
and your point is?
warning: i have an attitude and i know how to use it.
do not start with me. you will not win.
you have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
all stressed out and no one to choke
i'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
how can i miss you if you won't go away?
sorry if i looked interested. i'm not.
don't upset me! i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
disaster-master posted this at 01:43 — 20th February 2002.
Quote: only problem with those things that you posted was that I immediately forgot them.
Typical male response.
Disaster-Mistress huh? Well, that would be too close to Julias namesake. I thought about getting some sweet mod to shorten it to just "disaster". What do ya'll think about that? Maybe the master part is why some on the forum think I am a guy.....NOT! hehe
maybe I should change my little bears bow tie to PINK.
mairving posted this at 18:20 — 19th February 2002.
That was great, Disaster-Master. By the way shouldn't it be Disaster-Mistress? The only problem with those things that you posted was that I immediately forgot them. Except for the toilet seat. I always leave it down, although it does tend to get a little messier that way.
Mark Irving I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states
The Webmistress posted this at 17:31 — 19th February 2002.
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming a Real Man.
That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tay Diggs
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
Just a thought for all the women out there.
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
The Webmistress posted this at 10:29 — 19th February 2002.
I do like that there is a fairly even distribution of genders here. I think part of it is the respect for each other, independent of gender, by most posters. It is nice to think that women are finally getting more involved online, since the amount of women online has outnumbered men 55% to 45% for a few years now.
Something about chat rooms...
Suzanne
outdoorsman260 posted this at 02:51 — 19th February 2002.
Yeah, it is kind of surprising- most other webmaster related forums definitely don't have the same female presence we have here at TWF. I guess more and more women are finding their way onto the web
I'm impressed that so far there is a fairly even amount of men v. women on this thread. This would be an estimate of the active group, right? I'm sure there are oodles of lurkers who could swing the vote either direction.
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The Webmistress posted this at 11:49 — 21st February 2002.
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See told you I'm more blokey but that in no way implies that I'm butch!!! lol
Jack Michaelson posted this at 09:53 — 21st February 2002.
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Hey, you described me
Shakespeare: onclick || !(onclick)
The Webmistress posted this at 09:44 — 21st February 2002.
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I'm sure I should have actually been a bloke (not that I want to be!) as I'm messy, can't cook (well I can enough so that I don't poison anyone) like Sci-fi and action films, hate ironing things so wear them creased if I can get away with it and hate housework even more. Although I do have a very feminine side and cry at the drop of a hat.
Julia - if life was meant to be easy Michael Angelo would have painted the floor....
Suzanne posted this at 06:38 — 21st February 2002.
She has: 5,507 posts
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hee... on weekends and evenings my husband's name is "mommy", at least as far as my three-year old goes. He goes from "mommy, mommy, mommy" all day to being looked after by his dad and just can't switch names that fast yet. ha ha ha.
Scott's a great woman, though -- nice legs, gentle spirit. The baby loves him, even if he is a bit hairy for the job.
mjames posted this at 02:36 — 21st February 2002.
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Me, too... :eek:
cdscl posted this at 01:46 — 21st February 2002.
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Um... what exactly is that supposed to mean??? I'm hoping for sarcasm!
cdscl posted this at 01:45 — 21st February 2002.
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What if you're neither?!? (Just kidding!)
openmind posted this at 21:22 — 20th February 2002.
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Male, but at weekends my name's Mandy
The Webmistress posted this at 15:37 — 20th February 2002.
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It would have to be another man who laughed at that one!!
Jack Michaelson posted this at 15:26 — 20th February 2002.
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rofl
mairving posted this at 12:17 — 20th February 2002.
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What is the difference in letting your wife in the front door and your dog in the back door?
When you let your dog in, he shuts up.
The Webmistress posted this at 10:51 — 20th February 2002.
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I see that DM has changed to a pink bow just so that no one gets confused about her gender!!
Brian Farkas posted this at 08:46 — 20th February 2002.
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That (for some reason) reminded me of a quote I have a feeling you'll like.. Ever wonder why guys can act really stupid at times? Here's your answer:
"God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to use one at a time."
-- Robin Williams
Abhishek Reddy posted this at 07:25 — 20th February 2002.
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Guys are gonna kill me for this
Ran into it while surfing [what a coincidence...]
Suzanne posted this at 04:00 — 20th February 2002.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha...
oh, man.
"i'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."
*rofl*
whee!
Busy posted this at 03:01 — 20th February 2002.
He has: 6,151 posts
Joined: May 2001
bumper stickers for women
if they don't have chocolate in heaven, i ain't going.
don't treat me any differently than you would the queen
if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
i'm out of estrogen - and i have a gun.
guys have feelings too. but like...who cares?
next mood swing: 6 minutes
and your point is?
warning: i have an attitude and i know how to use it.
do not start with me. you will not win.
you have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
all stressed out and no one to choke
i'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
how can i miss you if you won't go away?
sorry if i looked interested. i'm not.
don't upset me! i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
disaster-master posted this at 01:43 — 20th February 2002.
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Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
Mark Hensler posted this at 00:19 — 20th February 2002.
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LOL!! I love it!
outdoorsman260 posted this at 00:14 — 20th February 2002.
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Why do married men die sooner than their wives?
Becasuse they want to.
Suzanne posted this at 00:06 — 20th February 2002.
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well, er, if you really want to surrender, mmi, okay, but I'm sure we'd let you stick around...
Busy posted this at 22:07 — 19th February 2002.
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posted by # previoulsy known as Disaster-master
(men words)
"Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?"
but if she didnt have men, she is nothing - women
mmi posted this at 21:42 — 19th February 2002.
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shouldn't the fairer among us simply follow their natural instincts and surrender? :blockhead
Suzanne posted this at 20:48 — 19th February 2002.
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oh heavens! outnumbered. heh. this reminds me of computer technology class in high school. except there I was the sole female.
I got a lot of extra help, whether I wanted it or not.
Mark Hensler posted this at 20:31 — 19th February 2002.
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"In life, men experience a Mid-Life Crisis, while women experience a Mental-Pause."
disaster-master posted this at 18:48 — 19th February 2002.
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Typical male response.
Disaster-Mistress huh? Well, that would be too close to Julias namesake. I thought about getting some sweet mod to shorten it to just "disaster". What do ya'll think about that? Maybe the master part is why some on the forum think I am a guy.....NOT! hehe
maybe I should change my little bears bow tie to PINK.
mairving posted this at 18:20 — 19th February 2002.
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That was great, Disaster-Master. By the way shouldn't it be Disaster-Mistress? The only problem with those things that you posted was that I immediately forgot them. Except for the toilet seat. I always leave it down, although it does tend to get a little messier that way.
Mark Irving
I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states
The Webmistress posted this at 17:31 — 19th February 2002.
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Where have all the girls gone? They've turned into shrinking violets! Come out, come out wherever you are
taff posted this at 17:12 — 19th February 2002.
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Chalk up another point!
Don't let the eyes fool ya
disaster-master posted this at 16:29 — 19th February 2002.
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A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming a Real Man.
That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tay Diggs
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
Just a thought for all the women out there.
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
The Webmistress posted this at 10:29 — 19th February 2002.
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Errrmmmmmmmmm, nope you are all wonderful
Jack Michaelson posted this at 10:25 — 19th February 2002.
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That does not count for TWF-men.
The Webmistress posted this at 09:41 — 19th February 2002.
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Depends on the man!!
Jack Michaelson posted this at 09:37 — 19th February 2002.
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With men it's quantity AND quality
The Webmistress posted this at 08:45 — 19th February 2002.
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Ah you see, it's quality not quantity when it comes to females
Suzanne posted this at 08:42 — 19th February 2002.
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*sigh*
silly gits.
it's because you die younger. we need more of you kicking around.
ha ha...
Jack Michaelson posted this at 08:32 — 19th February 2002.
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M/F : 9/6
Men are winning... like it should be
Abhishek Reddy posted this at 04:38 — 19th February 2002.
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Men are from Mars, women are from... TWF!! :eek:
Guess its every man for himself.
M/W: 8/6. Hah!
Suzanne posted this at 03:56 — 19th February 2002.
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whoops, someone else made it 7-6 guys.
I do like that there is a fairly even distribution of genders here. I think part of it is the respect for each other, independent of gender, by most posters. It is nice to think that women are finally getting more involved online, since the amount of women online has outnumbered men 55% to 45% for a few years now.
Something about chat rooms...
outdoorsman260 posted this at 02:51 — 19th February 2002.
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Hey, guys are winning. My vote made it 7-5 guys.
Busy posted this at 22:17 — 18th February 2002.
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I'll save my vote for the deciding one
Brian Farkas posted this at 22:07 — 18th February 2002.
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Yeah, it is kind of surprising- most other webmaster related forums definitely don't have the same female presence we have here at TWF. I guess more and more women are finding their way onto the web
Megan posted this at 22:06 — 18th February 2002.
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Pssst! Lurkers! We know you're there... don't be shy now!
Suzanne posted this at 21:53 — 18th February 2002.
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Silly peoples.
I'm impressed that so far there is a fairly even amount of men v. women on this thread. This would be an estimate of the active group, right? I'm sure there are oodles of lurkers who could swing the vote either direction.
mmi posted this at 21:52 — 18th February 2002.
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not sure I can handle the truth
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Megan posted this at 21:19 — 18th February 2002.
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Yes, of course you do... men have always been smarter, better looking, more powerful, stronger, healthier etc. etc. than women.
Or do you want to hear the truth?
Megan
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Peter J. Boettcher posted this at 20:46 — 18th February 2002.
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I'm a male but I think females rule!
I think I voted too soon, I could have sold my vote for services rendered!!
mmi posted this at 19:35 — 18th February 2002.
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*don't we?*
disaster-master posted this at 19:31 — 18th February 2002.
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This will be interesting. You guys don't be voting twice just to raise your count.
mmi posted this at 19:28 — 18th February 2002.
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well, ya gotta admit he does have the legs for it
hey, no choice of "other" or "not sure" :jester:
hey what's this new "Post Reply" box at the bottom of threads? - pretty fancy, guys!
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The Webmistress posted this at 17:40 — 18th February 2002.
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Mairving, you sure you voted female cos you're sensitive and not cos you wear dresses?? lol :eek:
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